Sunday, October 28, 2007

Bring The Rolling Stones to Chemo


My therapist and other breast cancer survivors told me that it helps to meditate and to practice visualization or guided imagery during chemotherapy treatments. I was also told that acupuncture helps, as does aromatherapy, wearing certain healing gemstones and listening to soft healing music.

I tried everything and do you know what helped the most? The Rolling Stones.

Guided imagery was soothing, but my impatient mind kept wandering. I did bring healing gems with me to chemo, but always had trouble finding them because they were usually buried in the bottom of my bag somewhere. Acupuncture wasn't possible because Kaiser no longer allowed acupuncturists in the chemo treatment room as they took up too much space—space that was needed for more chemo beds.

When I first entered the treatment room and saw all of the older patients (where were the young ones?) lying on beds and sitting on reclining chairs, hooked up to chemo drip bags and staring off into space, I wanted to rebel. I certainly wasn’t as old or as sick as they all appeared to be.

Nope, no soft meditative elevator music for me. I wanted the Stones. It was my form of meditation. It carried me back to The Rolling Stones - Bridges to Babylon tour that I attended at the Seattle Kingdome with my cute date, Clackamas County Sheriff’s detective, Tom.

Tom was a classy cop who wore custom-tailored clothes from England, drove his BMW way too fast and liked Bombay Sapphire martinis with a twist. He also played the bagpipes in a national police piper band and did a tour of duty in Iraq with his National Guard unit.

When we arrived in Seattle I changed into my Rolling Stones concert clothes-- a short black leather skirt, black leather boots and an animal print top. Tom took one look at me and said, “Wow, I didn’t know you were going to dress up so much.” Maybe it’s because he worked vice and thought I looked like a hooker, I don’t know, but after seeing the surprised look on his face I decided to change into something more conservative.

The Kingdome was full of hip people of all ages who came to see the Stones-- parents with little children, teenagers, old hippies, and several conservative-looking 25-45-year-olds. We had fifth row seats, slightly off center stage (the tickets were purchased over the phone from a scalper who lives in Chicago).

When Mick walked out the crowd went crazy. He still had more charisma oozing out his trademark mouth than Angelina Jolie, and his energy level was amazing. He jumped around the stage like a 25-year-old and didn't slow down until the show ended. What else I found amazing was how Keith Richards managed to endure years of late-night partying and body abuse. He may look like he’s ninety, but he still knows how to give the audience what they paid for.

About halfway through the first set a sweet-smelling cloud starting filling the stadium and I wondered how so many people could be smoking pot in such a closely guarded enclosure without being caught. The reality was that nobody cared, including my date. After all, it was the Stones.

Speaking of pot, a couple of acquaintances offered to be my medical marijuana providers—“to help me get through chemotherapy.” Needless to say, they were very disappointed when I turned down their generous offer. Not that I didn’t appreciate their “kindness”, it’s just that I’ve never liked smoking anything. Besides, I already had breast cancer and didn’t want lung cancer too.

I’ve heard that marijuana really does help some patients tolerate chemo treatments better, especially those in later stages of cancer, so I’m not discouraging chemo toking—it’s just that it’s not for me. The anti-nausea drugs Kaiser gave me worked just fine.

My suggestion to other chemotherapy patients is to try anything that works for you because as you’ll find out, chemo isn’t a party. As for me, I’ll take the Stones over Yanni anytime.